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Literature And Writting Satyrical Lyrics Essay, Research Paper September 13, 2000 Literature and Writting Satyrical Lyrics My sense of humor today was influensed by song song parodies that i sang as a child. Wether I relied it or not, much of it was satirical. Satire is my most favorite form of comedy. Unfourdunatly, sometimes I would learn the words of the variation before the actual lyrics. When I was in second or third grade, during a christmas vespers servise, the church started to sing ?Joy to the World.? I was very excited because I knew the song, I sang Jubilatly through the first verse, but then there was asecond verse that I had never heard before, I did however know another verse which went something like Joy to the world My teacher’s Dead We barbequed her heaad We disembowed her body And flushed it down the potty And round and round it goes And round and round it goes And round and round and round it goes My mother had a diffret opinion about how the song went and as a result we had a little chat about when it was aproprae to sing certain songs, and which songs there was never an approprate time to sing. Another song in which was ?never an approprate time to sing? was a version we three kings that made more sense tan the actual one. When I was in elementary school ?orient are? sounded like one word, and I had no idea where Orientar was or which star the Yonder star was, basicly the whole song was jumbled words until my third grade class was sitting at the cafateria lunch tables, waiting for lunch and I heard an uproar of laughter at the bench across from me, and being a nosey third graded, as third graders are know to be, I absolutly had to know what they were laughing at. A little third grade boy had sung for his group of admirers the absluly most creaive, humrus thing that we hat ever heard in our entire lives or at least in the past five minutes, he sang for us a very soulful rendition of the once jibberish song about the kings from Orientare to a song where the kings smoked a ?loaded rubber cigar? that exploded, who christmas could be so muchfun? Little did I realise how closely related christmas was to school. For instance, rather than decking the halls with bows of holly, we could Deck the halls with gasoline and then light a match and watch it gleam. (those were the first two lines in case you?re a little slow, the rest of the lines are as follows:Now our school’s burned down to ashes, and Aren’t you glad you played with matches?) Becase at that age school was a main part of our lives, the main subject of the song parodies had to do with school as well, often times poking fun at teachers. The first song of this nature that I learned was sung to the tune of row, row, row your boat. Row row row your boat Gently down the stream Throw your teacher overboard and And listen to her scream Five days later She got eaten by a polar bear Poor ol’ polar bear died Aparently teachers were so bad that the would kill polarbears if they ate a teacher. If rowing your boat wasn?t your thing thing there is an easier way. Bill Wellington of Radio oof taught this song to my brother and sister through a tpe and to the entire class of Spotswood Elementary School through a live performance exclusively for the children of the shenedoah valley. His version went like this I’m Chiquita Banana And I’m here to say Get rid of your teacher ? The easy way ? You have a banana peel ? And drop it on da floor ? And watch your teacher ? Go flying out de door I still have Never heard the actual words to the Ciquita Banana Song, maybe such a song doesn?t exist. Bill Wellington was full choral comedy. One song that I?m sure drove my parentsmad, worse than the banana song, was based on the battle hymn choral. This song actualy had a plot, it was imitating what the teacher suposidly sang about in the teachers lounge. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the flunking of the kids Who never did their homework and never worked a lick They only whined and gave excuses in every thing they did Our pens go marching on glory glory hallelujah Gee I’m really glad I knew ya Holy moly what’s it to ya Our pens are marking on Now we’ll give this one an “F” And we’ll give this one a “D” We’ll give this one a failure And we’ll give this one a “C” Bill we’re going at it with a gruesome ghoulish glee Are pens are marking on glory glory hallelujah Gee I’m really glad I know ya Holy moly what’s it to ya Our pens are marking on They threw rubber bands and spitballs And they called us not nice names Their behavior wasn’t modified By therapeutic games And everybody really knows The parents are to blame Our pens are marking on The Battle Hymn Choral was fairly popular for parodies, I only had the oppertunity to learn two versions. The second one that I learned was recited on the balcony of my parents balcony on summer evening after my friend, Annie, came back from girl scout camp. i?m not sure if these are the actual words but this is how I remember them to be. Oh I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it’s hot And I wear my flannel nighty in the winter when it’s not And sometimes in the spring And sometimes in the fall I jump between the covers with nothing on at all glory glory hallelujah Beastly breezes blowin through ya Holy moly what’s it to ya With nothing on at all Annie was full of songs from girl scout camp but she had pink eye and had to go home but she did remember one more. It was a song about underware to the tune of ?God Bless America.? When I first heard it I didn?t know the tune of ?God Bless America,? let alone the lyrics so this might be a little dstorted from the official Girl Scout ?God Bless my Underware? song God bless my underwear My only pair From the washer to the drier to my rear God bless my underwear My only pair Parodies of Cristmas songs and patriotic songs are prufuse because mot of the common population knows them ?This land is my land ?It is not your land ?I got a shotgun ?And you ain’t got one ?If you don’t get off ?I’ll blow your head off ?This land is private property In church one Sunday, the choir sang joyful joyful, and I was surprised to here it had the same tune as a soong we often sang on car rides to my grand parents house. ?When you bought me my Nintendo ?I thought you were really keen ?Now that you have hidden it ?Think that you are really mean ?Just because I’m flunking math ?And science that is no excuse ?I have never heard of a more blatant case of child abuse One time I was sight reading through a fiddle book I had just gotten and I recoonized the tune was similar to the tune of a song I had learned years before, I doon’t remember the name oof the actual tune but I do remember the words of the song ?Oh there one was this radical kid ?He was cool at all he did ?He said, “Hey dude” ?And was really rude ?And he did 360s on his skateboard too ?He wore cool surfer clothes ?He had earrings in his nose ?He talked in jive ?And gave high fives ?And he was cool where ever he goes ?Oh this awesome dude is Gnarly Road Rash ?He is a real flash ?He makes a big splash ?And while on his skateboard he is flying ?All the girls are sighing ?As the call his name “oh Gnarly Road Rash” This was a popular song everytime we ate spaghetti ?On top of spaghetti ?All covered with cheese ?I lost my poor meatball ?When somebody sneezed ?It rolled off the table ?And on to the floor ?And then my poor meatball ?Rolled out through the door ?It rolled through a garden ?And under a bush ?And then my poor meatball ?Was nothing but mush ?So if you like spaghetti ?All covered with cheese ?Hold on to your meatball ?When somebody sneeze While I was taking violin lessons, one of the first songs that I learned was Lightly Row. One night I played it for my grandpa over the telephone and these were the words that he taught me, as far as I know they are not the right ones ?Baby bye, here’s a fly ?He I watching you and I ?There he goes, on his toes ?Tickling babies nose ?I believe on those six legs ?You and I could walk on eggs ?There he goes, on his toes ?Tickling baby’s nose There was a kid in my children’s choir named Jared Stoltzfus and his mom’s name was Bonnie, we used to sing him this song to make him mad. ?My body lies over the ocean ?My body lies over the sea ?My body lies over the ocean ?So bring back my body to me ?Bring back, bring back ?Bring back my body to me ?Bring back, bring back ?Bring back my body to me At kids b-day parties when yourparents forsed you to sing, this often got laught, of at least a glare or two ?Happy birthday to you ?You live in a zoo ?You look act like a monkey ?And you eat like one too ?Happy birthday to you ?You live in a zoo ?You look look like a skunk ?And you smell like one too I remember when I read the book Ramona Quimby and she knew the exact song that I knew, it was a very special day. ?Here comes the bride ?Fair fat and wide ?Where is the groom? ?He’s in the bathroom ?Why is he there? ?He lost his underwear ?Singin’ with the usher ?The old toilet flusher This was a soong that was a little more dangerous to sing because it used the word “wiener,” sometimes when our parents were around we would substitute the word peter for wiener ?I’m Popeye the sailor man (toot toot) ?I live n a garbage can (toot toot) ?I turned on the heater ?And blew off my wiener ?I’m Popeye the sailor man (toot toot) My nextdoor nneighbor, Carrie, tought me this one, she explained to me that this was a great song because, as everyone know, cat farts smell the worst, and I belived her. Jingle bells, cat fart smells Twenty-four hours a day blows there nose in Cherieos And eats the right away this is one I learned lateer but never liked as much Jingle bells, Batman smells Robiiin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker took ballet When scholl was let out for Christmas or even on the play ground during school we would skip around chanting songs of school being burned or disembodied teaher heads Joy to the world My teacher’s Dead We barbequed her heaad We disembowed her body And flushed it down the potty And round and round it goes And round and round it goes And round and round and round it goes Deck the halls with gasoline Fa la la la la, la la la la Light a match and watch it gleam Fa la la la la, la la la la Now our school’s burned down to ashes Fa la la, la la la, la la la Aren’t you glad you played with matches? Fa la la la la, la la la la This one I spesificaly remember being taught at the lunch table in elementary school. We three kings of Orient are Tried to smoke a loaded cigar It was loaded, and exploded Following yonder star This was sung to the same tune but was taught to me by my friend Annie after retuning from Girl Scout camp while we were standing on the balcony in my parents bed room Another song that she taught us was a glorious song about underwear, to this day I still don’t know the actual lyrics to “God Bless America” “This Land is Your Land” is another patriotic song that I learned the actual lyrics after the parody In church one Sunday, the choir sang joyful joyful, and I was surprised to here it had the same tune as a song we often sang on car rides to my grand parents house. One time I was sight-reading through a fiddle book I had just gotten and I recognized the tune was similar to the tune of a song I had learned years before, I don’t remember the name of the actual tune but I do remember the words of the song This was a popular song every time we ate spaghetti While I was taking violin lessons, one of the first songs that I learned was Lightly Row. One night I played it for my grandpa over the telephone and these were the words that he taught me, as far as I know they are not the right ones There was a kid in my children’s choir named Jared Stoltzfus and his mom’s name was Bonnie, we used to sing him this song to make him mad. At kid’s b-day parties when your parents forced you to sing, this often got laugh, of at least a glare or two I remember when I read the book Ramona Quimby and she knew the exact song that I knew, it was a very special day. This was a song that was a little more dangerous to sing because it used the word “wiener,” sometimes when our parents were around we would substitute the word peter for wiener My next door neighbor, Carrie, taught me this one, she explained to me that this was a great song because, as everyone know, cat farts smell the worst, and I believed her. This is one I learned later but never liked as much I never actually knew the real words to the Chiquita banana song, this is what I learned Often times on long bus ride we would make up lyrics to row row row your boat, the most common one was this one but there were many variations. This song was imitating what the teachers probably sang in the teachers lounge when no kids were around This was sung to the same tune but was taught to me by my friend Annie after retuning from Girl Scout camp while we were standing on the balcony in my parents bed room Another song that she taught us was a glorious song about underwear, to this day I still don’t know the actual lyrics to “God Bless America” “This Land is Your Land” is another patriotic song that I learned the actual lyrics after the parody In church one Sunday, the choir sang joyful joyful, and I was surprised to here it had the same tune as a song we often sang on car rides to my grand parents house. One time I was sight-reading through a fiddle book I had just gotten and I recognized the tune was similar to the tune of a song I had learned years before, I don’t remember the name of the actual tune but I do remember the words of the song This was a popular song every time we ate spaghetti While I was taking violin lessons, one of the first songs that I learned was Lightly Row. One night I played it for my grandpa over the telephone and these were the words that he taught me, as far as I know they are not the right ones There was a kid in my children’s choir named Jared Stoltzfus and his mom’s name was Bonnie, we used to sing him this song to make him mad. At kid’s b-day parties when your parents forced you to sing, this often got laugh, of at least a glare or two I remember when I read the book Ramona Quimby and she knew the exact song that I knew, it was a very special day. This was a song that was a little more dangerous to sing because it used the word “wiener,” sometimes when our parents were around we would substitute the word peter for wiener My next door neighbor, Carrie, taught me this one, she explained to me that this was a great song because, as everyone know, cat farts smell the worst, and I believed her. This is one I learned later but never liked as much Kate Schrock September 13, 2000 Literature and Writing ????Blah, blah, blah, here is my thesis, it goes something like this: folklore inn my child hood was sing song parodies, oohhh and by thee waay, this keyboard ssucks, it keeps on doubling myy lettttters!!!!!!!! I neverr actualy knew the reall words tto the Chiquita banana song, thiiis is what I learned I’m Chiquita Banana ?And I’m here to say ?Get rid of your teacher ?The easy way ?You have a banana peel ?And drop it on da floor ?And watch your teacher ?Go flying out de door Often times on long bus ride we would make up llyrrics to row roww row your boat, the most common one was this one but there were many variations. ?row row row your boat ?Gently down the stream ?Throw your teacher overboard and ?And listen to her scream ?Five days later ?She got eaten by a polar bear ?poor ol’ polar bear died This song was imitating what the teachers probaply sang in the teachers lounge when no kids were around ? 357 |